After J.K.Rowling stopped with Deathly Hallows,the wizarding world has been left without an administrator, things have gone haywire…wizards have gone bonkers! Let’s have a look at how Ron is faring.
Lashio!!!
Ron woke up, with a burning pain in his back “Hermione !!@#! ...sorry....G-Go-Good morning wha- wha -what a fine day.”
“Ron, I need my coffee in 5 minutes or it will be the Cruciatus this time” said Hermione putting her wand inside her Luis Vuitton wandholder. “I have a busy day Ron first a meeting with the Feminist witches of Wazzatwold county, then negotiations with the ‘Elves Who Won’t Take Orders Association” and the most importantly a power lunch with Mark Zuckerberg and Paul Allen on training wizards to use Facebook.” Ron for a moment forgot he was ‘the model henpecked husband’ and he dared to ask, “What book? Didn’t we have enough books at Hogwarts?You have gone....” ‘SILENCIO’ …..aaaaaaaaaaah!!! “Ron you are not allowed to question me” Hermione purred in her sweet voice. “It’s a part of the henpecked spell that I have put on you. So, ingenious of me each time you question me, you will ‘feel it’ in your You Know Where .Ok, coffee in 3minutes honey”
I know you are confused, let me explain…..
Hermione Granger is friends with an Indian Muggle called Arundhati Roy, whom she calls her icon. I hope that explains everything!!!
Ron got up with bags of misery under his eyes, “I hate her.! I hate her! She is a witch witch bitc-….!!!!Oh!yes coffee…..I need to write to Harry” he thought as he poured Hermione’s de-caf coffee in a mug. “Hermione dear, Coffee…(wish I could say poison)”
Accio Ronald Weasley!
“Thank you Ron, now get ready for office.” she planted a kiss on Ron’s freckled face and whispered …Henpeckisio!( this is how the henpecked spell works…kiss and curse!).
(to be continued
